Special Edition, Flushed
Description
Born: Bowl De Shanks
Date of Turd: April 1935
Lives in: Chocolate starfish nightclub
The Bogfather is the king-rim of all disorganised crime in Turd world. This shadowy and rasping figure controls all illegal activities from his HQ ‘The Chocolate Starfish' Nightclub situated on Crap Pan Alley in downtown Turdville. In his 25 years as crime Lord, the Bogfarther now controls a large percentage of rim estate within Turdville and deals in many other racketeering operations within The Turd World.
The Bogfather is deeply mistrustful of other turds, guarding his empire ruthlessly with support of his family and cronies including, Turdinator (AKA The Cleaner), Slimey Sh*t (book keeper) and Brick Sh*thouse (AKA The Brick, head of security). To ensure that the bogfather means business, he loves nothing more than to foom him enemies by making them swim with the toilet duck (a bleach bath)
The Bogfarther has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 15cm/6" high and comes with collectors individually numbered certificate and log book.
Complete with violin case, cigar and bling bling ring, ideal for all true toilet farthers.
Likes: Money, the bog family and warm spaghetti tape worm.
Dislikes: Disloyalty, stupidity and being flushed.
Catchphrase: "What am I to you...? "
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