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Rim Reaper

Special Edition, Flushed

Production Run
5000 UK

Description
Flushed: April 2005

Born: Shatford upon Bowl

Date of Dump: February 1939

Lives In: Mount Enema

The Rim Reaper is a failed thespian, thrown out of the Royal Sh*tspheare Company while performing at The Bowl. His professional debut as Richard in Richard the Turd was slated, “I would rather drink bleach rather than go through that again” The Daily Dump.

Banished from the theatre he became a recluse living in the caves of Mount Enema. With his obsession with Shitspheare's interpretation of time he re-invents himself as “The Rim Reaper”, guardian of the toilet rim. He is now a folklore legend often used in bedtime stories as a warning to all baby Turds to be good.

The Rim Reaper has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 15cm/6" high and comes with collectors individually numbered certificate and log book.

Likes: Sh*tspheare, the word time, sludge pie, sharpening his blade, himself.

Dislikes: Critics, any form of emotion, nosy people and George Pooney.

Catchphrase: “Once more unto the bleach.”

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizeCollectors ValuePrice To Buy 
TSF001 Approx 13cms £45.00 £35.00 Add To Cart

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