Limited Edition, Flushed
Production Run
1008
Description
Flushed: Now flushed in the UK.
Born: Bowl de Clarice.
Date of Dump: March 1955.
Lives In: SICKO Mental Institution (State Institute for Crap Killing Organisms).
If someone tells you to “eat sh*t!”, remember…no one can top Hannibal Lecturd, the original and most dangerous serial killing Turd. Now housed in a high-security, pure porcelain cell in SICKO mental institution, Hannibal is so dangerous that his guards only enter his cell, armed with oversized bog brushes.
How many unfortunate Turds Hannibal has devoured is unknown, but he is often quoted as saying; “your shit is too sweet!” as he lunches down on his terrified victims.
With a brilliant intellect, Hannibal was once an eminent author in criminal behaviour and penned the famous mob book “U-Bend the Rules, We'll Stuff You in a Hole”. In recent times though he has taken to writing cookery books in his spare time at SICKO, although no one's sure what's cooking…. the authorities hope it's nothing more than his recipe for his chocolate fudge finger pudding.
Hannibal Lecturd has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 15cm/6" high and comes with collectors individually numbered certificate and log book.
That nasty little sh*t Hannibal Lecturd has gone ….. Sorry guys but the 1 st half of the 1000 piece run has SOLD OUT those of you who are lucky enough to have a retailer near you who gets one in had better grab it quick otherwise some other little Turdpicker will snap it up. And you'll be left hoping that you manage to get one of the remaining 496 that are scheduled to hit the UK Oct 2005. But judging on how fast this little guy was gobbled up we are sure that that FINAL batch will go just as quick.
Likes: A glass of Pile's 69 claret, shit chefs and good company three times a day.
Dislikes: Picking the shit out of his teeth, his copycat killer Buffalo Bilge.
Catchphrase: “Closer…. closer!”
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