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Fudge Packer

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Description
Born: Bowl de Camp

Date of Dump: September 1965

Lives In: Crap Pan Alley

Fudgepacker resides above the Chocolate Starfish nightclub and is a DJ working for the infamous Bogfather. He is the gossip queen, literally, of the Turd World and always seems to know what's going down. In the Chocolate Starfish, Turds can dance the night away to the tunes of Enema, Bad Boys Stink as well as classics such as The Crapenters

During the day Fudgepacker will watch Turd TV while gorging on his favourite sweet called “Turd Fudge”. To his surprise, Fudgepacker has received a number of sweet fillings over the years, some bigger than others. Gardening at the weekend is one of Fudgepacker's greatest loves. He enjoys nothing more than rolling up his sleeves, lifting his shirt and digging deep.

Fudgepacker has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.

Likes: Music, Gardening, Turd Fudge.

Dislikes: Bogfather, Heavy Metal, Flies.

Catchphrase: “Two queens don't make a king sweetie.”

Additional Information
Average delivery time 2-3 working days, but please allow 7 working days

CodeSizeCollectors ValuePrice To Buy 
TFI004 Approx 11cms £35.00 £15.00 Add To Cart

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