Description
Flush Date: June 2004
Born: Bowl de Cresta
Date of Dump: November 1990
Lives in: Slick Beach
Amongst the beautiful scenic views and fresh sewage water of slick beach is where you'll find a teenage Turd called Floater. Nicknamed after a legendary eight-hour, rim and leg numbing birth, Floater was finally released into the Turd World. Suffering post-traumatic u-bend stress disorder, Floater has an unfortunate phobia towards water and an unhealthy obsession with buoyancy aids.
At Turdville High he enjoys sludge surfing with his friends Turtlehead and Skid Vicious. Floater is the undefeated school sludge racing champion three years in a row. He aspires to be one of the great Turd sludgers of his time alongside his sporting idols, the Hole Twins, Ass 'Speedy' Hole, and his brother Bum 'Hairy' Hole. During the frantic action of such sludge races, it's hard to tell one Hole from another.
Floater has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this standard flushed figurine stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high and comes with a log book.
Complete with his own snorkel, arm bands and toilet surf board.
Likes: Sludge Boards, buoyancy aids and Hole twins
Dislikes: Water and School
Catchphrase: "Sludge's up dude"
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