Flushed
Description
Flush Date: June 2004
Born: Bowl de Gloom
Date of Dump: April 1954
Lives in: Sewer Valley
Deep Sh*t is a born grafter who heads the workforce in the sludge mines of Sewer Valley. In addition to this, Deep Sh*t is the leader of 'The Movement' union and is often battling with the mine bosses on the crap conditions that miner Turds have to work under. His major achievements to date are thicker hair bands for the workers and the 'Pay now, Die Later' funeral scheme.
Deep Sh*t's long term goal is to be the next Mayor of Turdville, but has ruined his chances by bearing all to the Chief of Police's wife and proclaiming "My arse, your face...let's party!"
You'll often see Deep Sh*t hanging out with his brown neck buddy Pancracker in the local ale house called 'The Bog and Brush'. It's there that they'll drink themselves blind, ready for a night of action in Crap Pan Alley.
Deep Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and has now been flushed he is a standard figurine stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high and comes with a log book.
Complete with his own Lantern, spade and hard hat.
Likes: Drinking, Moaning and Workers rights.
Dislikes: Work, Liberals, Fat-cack bosses.
Catchphrase: "All strain and no gain "
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